Last night at work a guy came in to ask about getting some cough medicine for his two year old son. I showed him what to use, and proceeded to tell him that the label says to see a doctor in children under four, but if he cuts the dose in half everything will be okay. I also told him that if the cold doesn't go away in a couple of days, then he will have to take the kid to the doctor. The guy gave me a glazed look and said okay. This guy smelled like marijuana so bad my eyes were watering, but that's just a typical day at the office for me, so I let it slide. After 5 minutes raiding the chip isle, the guy came back to the pharmacy and said, "Yo man, this says not to use in kids under four!" I then told him that I already told him that, and to cut the dose in half. His response was, "Man, I ain't using this in my little homie." He then bought his Funions and left. It would not surprise me at all to learn that the child's name was in fact "Little Homie."